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Naughty List | Funny Christmas Card Set, 9 Pack
Naughty List | Funny Christmas Card Set, 9 Pack
- 9 different rude designs, one for each of your favourite people
- 9 kraft envelopes included, ready to post
- Blank inside for your own message
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How rude are they, really?
How rude are they, really?
Properly rude, so pick your recipients. Expect Santa flipping the bird, bare bottoms, swearing (including the F-word) and cheeky innuendo, all as cartoons. One card, the gingerbread men, is mild enough for most families. These are for friends with a sense of humour, not for the vicar or your nan, unless your nan is that kind of nan.
Are all 9 cards different?
Are all 9 cards different?
Yes. You get 9 different designs, one of each, so every friend gets their own joke.
Are envelopes included, and what size are the cards?
Are envelopes included, and what size are the cards?
Yes, every card comes with its own kraft paper envelope, 9 in total. Each card is about 12.7 x 17.8 cm, a standard greetings card size.
Is there a message inside?
Is there a message inside?
No, all 9 cards are blank inside, so you can write your own message, inside joke or a kind word to soften the blow. The uncoated card takes biro and felt tip without smudging.
Can I return them?
Can I return them?
Yes, no questions asked. You have 30 days from delivery to return them. Just send us an email and we will help you with your return.
Arrived damaged or faulty? Send us a photo and we will send a free replacement or refund you in full.
Why you will love it
9 designs, 9 envelopes
Nine cards, nine different laughs
You get one of each of 9 different designs, from Santa flipping the bird to gingerbread men in a spot of bother. Every card comes with its own kraft paper envelope, so the whole set is ready to post.
Blank inside
Two blank pages for your own joke
Open the card and both inside pages are blank, each a full 12.7 x 17.8 cm, the same size as the front. Plenty of room for the inside joke only the two of you will get, or a kind word to soften the blow. The uncoated card takes biro and felt tip without smudging.
Thick card, bright print
For the people who would hate a boring card
Swap the robins and snowmen for something they will actually remember. Thick card that does not feel flimsy and a bright print, so it still looks good taped to the fridge in January.
How it works
Match the card to the friend
Nine designs, so everyone gets the joke that suits them.
Write your message
Blank inside, with room for your own words.
Post it and wait
Seal the kraft envelope, send it off and wait for the laughing text.
Why choose ours?
See how they compare with ordinary Christmas cards.
| Mabel & Finn | Ordinary cards | |
|---|---|---|
| Actually makes them laugh | ||
| 9 different designs in one set | ||
| Remembered long after Christmas | ||
| Blank inside for your own message | ||
| Envelopes included |
Excellent
based on 980+ reviews
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Finally, cards that sound like me
Sat at the kitchen table matching each card to a friend. The gingerbread one went to my mum, the rest went to people who deserve them.
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Pride of place on the mantelpiece
My brother put his up between all the robins and snowmen. Every visitor stops and reads it.
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He cried laughing
Sent one to my best mate and got a video back of him wheezing on the sofa. Worth every penny.
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Nine friends sorted
Nine different designs, nine envelopes, good thick card. Wrote them all in one evening.
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Customer service 7 days a week
Our team answers your email within 24 to 48 hours.
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Track & trace on every order
You follow your parcel from the warehouse to your door.
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30 days to change your mind
Not right for you? Let us know within 30 days of delivery and return it unused for a full refund. No questions asked.
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100% secure payment
Pay safely by card, PayPal, Apple Pay or Google Pay.
Try it for 30 days, or your money back
Order with confidence. You have 30 days from delivery to return anything, for any reason, for a full refund. If your item arrives damaged, faulty or not as described, we send a replacement or refund you in full. A photo is usually all we need.
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